things that need a movie:
- hawkeye
- black widow
- new hulk
Things that are getting a movie
- angry birds
if clint gets angry could he get a movie?
(via justpaperpeople)
i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
(via turntechtier)
dumb story because i think i’m funny
we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered
‘hot wheels’
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hunters-in-the-sherlocked-tardis:
people rant about teenage characters being portrayed by grown up actors but i’d like to know how exactly did this happen that 65 years old alan rickman played 38 years old severus snape
HE’S 65 YEARS OLD?
(via vinetail)
Team We’ve all been to Hell
A moment of appreciation for HOW FUCKING TINY MEG IS.
How about a moment of appreciation for the fact that Meg is about average height for a woman (at 5’4”; the average being 5’4.6”), it’s just that Misha, Jensen, and Jared are huge human beings
I’ve always wanted to know what I’d look like standing next to Misha, Jensen and Jared….and now I know.
It’s oddly terrifying.
(via turntechtier)
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Everybody wants a piece
(via fishy-strawberries)
Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.
i dont know man, my ceiling is pretty straight
(via davejade)
So, like, I’m sitting in my room and I just hear, “You are an ignorant furby, and nobody in this house likes you”
My sister is mentally abusing the furby she got for Christmas because “It says on the box that the way we treat them shapes their personalities.”
SHE JUST WANTS TO SEE WHAT WILL HAPPEN. YOU CAN’T PLAY WITH PEOPLE’S LIVES LIKE THAT. I AM LIVING IN A HOUSE WITH LUCIFER.
your sister is going to get fucking murdered
(via an-actual-ampora)
Denmark
superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock:
You are allowed to drink when you’re 16.
You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18.
You receive free education.
You receive economic support while studying.
You enjoy free hospitalization.
You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
(via eldritchwhore)
when attractive people compliment me on things i get suspicious because remember when regina george complimented that one girl on her skirt
(via pepepleasecomehome)
where the fuck are the boxer briefs for ladies
just make underwear that are just like boxer briefs but without the bulgy package area in front for fuck’s sake
you don’t need to make them shiny or lacy just make them comfy and streamlined without awkward seams and maybe in some basic colours that aren’t white or that awful “flesh tone” colour
I would wear the shit out of these.
(via turntechtier)
